As objectifying it may be to some women, putting a picture of a (half-)naked woman makes certain adverts, articles, blabla more interesting. Seriously. Boys and girls, think about it. You will all take notice of a woman in bare. For example, if you're flipping through channels on the television, you're going to stop for a few seconds if there was an attractive partially exposed woman. Then, assuming it's some uninteresting soap opera or weight-loss infomercial, you're going to keep looking for something to watch. BUT, don't lie to yourself. It caught your attention.

I can't find my Polaroid camera.
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Also, I just realised I only have 21 days to finish this birthday gift. Watch me not be done by then.

Apparently, mastering metaphors makes a person more interesting.